plasmagruntjasper:

petrel- replied to your post: Hey there cutie~ What’s your name?

That’s such a cute name~ I’m Petrel! Can I touch your face? Heheh.

Hey Pet—Huh? Touch..My..Face…I guess so! You’re not going to do anything weird are you?

Heheh~! [He pats around the others face, pinching his cheeks and giggling.] You feel even cuter than you look~! Heheh~!

She was given to me by Mr. Fuji awhile ago~.

pokephrases:

So… they’re like a bunch of prostitutes?

Yeah, pretty much.

I had this really weird dream that Archer was an eunuch.  

Then I realized it’s probably true.

wannabebossarcher:

I’ve been told that once or twice.

Try eating a lollipop.

Can I eat your lollipop?

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wannabebossarcher:

Did you know? Smoking gives you wrinkles.

Plus I hate it.

Did you know? You’re an asshole.

Plus I need to have something in my mouth at all times.

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Asshole.

wannabebossarcher:

petrel- replied to your post: 26, 27, 28, 29

I love you.

No. Bad Petrel. [Spritzes with a water bottle.]

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Rude, Skipper. Rude.

You better not have messed up my make-up.

But Magikarp wants you.